It was just a few weeks ago when I woke up, turned on the television, stumbled out of bed, and yelled down from the banister to my roommate: “Nancy, it can’t be true!”
Nancy—ever more productive, efficient, and ahead-of-me-in-every-way—replied something along the lines of, “I’m devastated! My plans have failed! WhatEVER will happen to my plans for a Pottery Barn lifestyle?!”
I remember taping cut-outs of Prince William inside my high school locker; and Nancy, upon seeing the Prince himself in London last summer, got so frazzled with joy that (rather than snapping a photo of him) she instead took a photo of the sidewalk. So it only seems fitting that we celebrate the death of a dream with an enormous party, surrounded by friends, food, and festivities.
Remember this, girls? Be still my teenage heart.
To get ready for our “Watch Party,” I’ve been scouring the internet for party ideas and any new information I can find about the royal fashions. Though I had read earlier (and blogged about the possibility) that Sarah Burton of Alexander McQueen might be designing Kate’s dress, I also read that Sophie Cranston of Libélula might be in charge.
While the dresses from the Libélula website are just lovely, I’m still hoping for something gigantic and dramatic. You know, like Queen Victoria’s:
Or Carrie Bradshaw’s:
Or the dress Project Runway winner Leanne Marshall envisioned for Kate:
Or even Princess Giselle’s:
Just kidding. (Sort of.)
Anyway, I guess we’ll find out at our party on Friday! On the docket for the shindig:
- food and drink, including: Cottage Pie, Irish soda bread, Croque Monsieur, and Buck’s Fizz
- a DVR-d replay of the coverage, since we aren’t dedicated enough to watch it in the wee hours
- royal wedding bingo
- maybe a hat-and-jewels contest
- tea sampling
- croquet in my SUV-rutted yard (weather permitting)
- probably lots of fake-English accent-speaking (although we can’t go too far, since our friend Victoria—who is bona fide British—will be there, and might get sick of us)
- blue fabric
- red and white ribbon of various sizes
- hot glue (with gun)
- white bias tape
- and a rotary cutter
I’m making at least one or two more strands of the flag buntings, but here’s the first one:
What about you all? Are you geeking out as much as we are, or are you over it already? Are you going to watch it live, or will you wait until morning?
Cheerio, loves! Will check in with news or updates—